Buh bye Instagram

 

Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

I’ve deleted my Instagram account.

Why?

One night, I opened Instagram to look at it for a few minutes. Typically, Instagram hands me the latest post from Petey The Seeing Eye Donkey. I also like to see posts from We Rate Dogs and dog skits. But Instagram had an habit of giving me Petey updates at night.  Petey is a donkey who is the ‘seeing eyes’ for a blind horse named Luna. The posts are almost ALWAYS the same: Petey leads Luna out of the barn in the morning, Petey lead Luna into the barn at night.

But I wasn’t shown Petey.

Instead the first post was video of a stunned hummingbird lying on a cement floor of a fire department garage and in first person video style, a firefighter was trying to revive her. First he tried sugar water, then he untangled some cob webs from her wings and feet. The bird flew away.  

Good resolution, but dramatic video.

Then, I was shown a post of a baby elephant that had somehow gotten into a large water trough and was struggling to get out. Again, first person video style, someone drove up with a Range Rover-type of vehicle. First, they tried lassoing the baby elephant but eventually just got into the tank and another person assisted in pushing the baby elephant up and out of the tank. Then the baby was disoriented and kept going to the vehicle as if it was the mommy so they had to push the baby towards the elephant mom who was distraught and nearby.  Very soon, the mommy came to fetch and reassure the baby as the rescuers backed away.

Good resolution, but dramatic video.

I’ve Quit With Zero-Day Notice 3 Times Now. Sorry, Not Sorry.

 

 Photo of a beautiful spot in Ukraine by Maksym Tymchyk on Unsplash

 

Zero day notice. Same day notice. Resigning and walking. Notifying your boss that you quit on the day you quit.

I’ve given zero-day notice 3 times. This blog is about why I found it to be the right choice those 3 times. I’ve been told I write long articles too (yes, I know!) so I’ll keep this moving along.

Time #1

I was working for an institution that was famous for quick & sudden firings, Western Governors University. On June 2, 2010, they fired 14 employees, one every 15 minutes, between 9 – 12:30. No severance. Their famous line was “Your position has been eliminated.” 

The Famous 14 Firings - Image from Up in the Air Movie- Decorative
WGU was fire happy like this

The institution was an At-Will institution in an At-Will State. I define that as employment can be terminated for any reason without notice.

Screen capture of At Will policy from with an example Human Resource Employee Handbook.



The At-Will clause applies to both the employer and the employee. Notice that? The employee is employed at the employee’s will. Folks often miss that.

I was being retaliated against for being a whistleblower. I was in a horse race; they would fire me or I would quit. I was not sure which would happen first.

I consulted with two Human Resource experts over my zero-day plans. Both of them advised that given the institution’s reputation for firing and the at-will status, it would be acceptable to give zero-day notice in this instance. One even said that I’d be a champion for those that were previously fired because they might have wished to walk out on their own terms.

I calculated my departure day ~3 months in advance. 

The unanswered instant message


The day arrived. At 9 in the morning, I sent my boss an instant message. “Hey, it’s important that I meet with you today. Can we find some time?”

No response. 9-10 goes by. 10-11 goes by. 

This is just like her. Ignoring me was her management style. 

Her schedule showed a “Leadership” meeting from 11 – 1 (ironic! 😂). I wait and continue to complete my work.

By 12:54 I really cannot wait much longer. I intend to give verbal notice but I can’t get to her to deliver it.

So I click send on an email written to her and Human Resources simultaneously. 

Three minutes goes by.

Then my instant messenger goes off. “Oh Heather!”

My boss begs for a phone meeting. I put her off until 3:30 p.m. Guess who’s too busy now? 😏 


I communicated the status of my projects by email. Because this institution runs on the Amazon 1:8 leadership model, I had 8 or less direct reports and I did not have much on my plate.

Once our phone call happened, it was a stilted meeting. I can feel that she wants me to state an reason for leaving suddenly (i.e. “I’ve been diagnosed with cancer, so I’m starting the treatments tomorrow”). That might absolve her of her guilt.

But I don’t give her a reason. I know I don’t have to. My employment was at my will.

I shut down the work laptop for last time at 6 p.m. 

I never looked back.

Photo of woman walking away in an underground hallway.